I was sitting on the kitchen floor with Graeme within my vicinity and i needed to poep, as one does every now and then.
I looked around, the coast was clear, every one was out of ear shot besides the toddler, but its not like he cares about such things.
So I let my little one out and Graeme turns to look at me with a sparkle in his eye.
Graeme: “Mommy pooo – p”
Me: “Yes, shhhhhh”
Graeme: ”Mommy pooo – p” Getting louder.
Me: “Yes, Quite now.”
Graeme: ”Mommy pooo – p!!!!” Much louder.
Me: “Yes Graeme I poeped.”
Graeme just nods, smiles and goes back to whatever he was busy with in the first place.
Now really was that necessary??
*Poep is South African Slang for fart*