Grumpy stays here!

The other day I handed the child to his father and told him it was his turn to change whatever the smell was coming from.

I was then informed that I did not ask nicely, so I was being grumpy. He then said that Grumpy must stay in the room and he walked out with the child locking the door behind him.

I was then really grumpy until I saw that I could unlock the burglar  bars <They are like trelli-doors>. So being all clever I unlock it and climb very carefully out of the window! I am now in the back yard and only at this point occur to me what if the back door is locked. Luckily I found it unlocked.

I was so chuffed with myself that I ‘out-smarted him’ – take that for calling me Grumpy.

I walked up behind him with a big grin on my face and all he can say is “Did you even check if the door was really locked?”

There went the smug look…


Crazy do 15


Graeme looks just like Bearn in this photo.