Chronicles of the winky.

I never thought of it this way before but I had to learn how to manage a winky.

Two things that I have learned since having this winky attached to my little boy.

1. Always point it down. The first time – yes I have had to learn this lesson more than once – it was his second day out and I find a wet outfit, took me while to figure out where the wet came from (I blame the pain pills for being a but out of it). I have done it a few times since and had to deal with the consequences.

The next one I am proud to say I have only managed once, well unless you count the time I did the ‘nude’ photo shoot, then its twice.

2. Cover the winky while changing the nappy or change the nappy quickly. My mother managed to let it loose twice and Bearn managed to let it wet the sheet and pillow cases all with out him even seeing – he was sitting in front of Graeme and there was a lot of wee, so I have no clue how he did not notice.

But the award goes to yesterday. We went to the clinic for his weigh in and as soon as he goes on the scale he lets out this arc of wee. Well Bearn and I took a step backwards (we did not want to get hit) and the Sister quickly covered him up but not before he soaked her money box and some papers.

One seems to learn quickly how to manage a winky. I don’t think I am doing to badly for never having had one myself.

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